Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours

sodamnrelatable:

You: Yeah, sure thing.

Next hour and a half…

And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…

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This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

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When you see someone watching you eat

When I see a duck:

sodamnrelatable:

Normal people:

Me: Duck, duck, duck 

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Woah! I almost gave a fuck.

laughingstation:

Phew! That was a close one.

You will laugh out loud!

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